Monday, June 29, 2009
Dream Diary
hahas! i wil be keepin a record of all my dreams in tis blog.
so...wil be postin TWO TIMES ADAY!
say yay...
SMILE. COS YOU'VE GOT A BONUS.
BONUS*i'm really dissapointed...
there's no lotus lantern at all..
y?y?y??
i dun care. i wanna dream of it tonite...
i'm feelin so daaaamed upset...
but dun worry. i wun anyhow scold u one.
tok bout scoldin...
kk la...i write abit bout last sat n sun kk?
tis has got noting to do wif dreams...
normal bloggin.kk i had a quarrel wif two aunties tat days...
daaaamed it.
i was sooo pissed off lor.OLD AUNTIE NUMBER ONE (SAT)she horr...
tat day i go yew tee square go exchange $2 for some soyuasauce for my mum...
me n my mum n another mum's fren go there...
so suay...the auntie was queuin behind us...
she first horr...
tis our conver:
Auntie: (to my mum) Eh. Ji dian liao?
Mum: bu zhi dao! deng la!
Auntie: Deng zhe me jiu! Hen ci le ley!
Me : (tinkin) bu yao deng jiu xian tiao lou lah...deng ye hui si...
Auntie: (Grabbin my elbow) Ji dian le?!?!?
Me: Aiya! liu dian duo la!
Auntie: Wei shen me zhe me jiu de!
Me: (tinkin) Auntie ah! bie xin ji... deng yi xia xin zhang bing bao fa lor...wo jiu bu liao ni!
Auntie: (sees infront the people cut queue cos got fren help them queu mah!) Ke yi Cha dui de meh?
Me: Ta men you ren shou mah! bu xiang ni ...WU ZHU (helpless).
Auntie: (shuddups)
Mum: lingling! zhe zhong ren bu yao ying hui ta de!
Me: Wo jiu shi yao shuo gei ta ting. Wo bu pa de. Wo gan jiang ta!
Auntie: (when almost her turn, she cuts both my mum n my queue)
Me: Auntie! ni jiang bie ren cha dui, ni zi ji ye shi! bu xiang yang!
~me n my mum take finish liao, then we queu another round...
i told my mum," tat b**** b**** b**** b****!!!!!!!!"
HAHAS! CUN BELIEVE I SAID SUCH VULGAR.
u not me. u dun understand. she really veli unleasonable one.
SHITTY HAG NUMBER TWO (SUN) i was eatin at koufu.
then i go buy wanton noodles.
infront of me got one auntie earlier than me.
BUT. SHE WASN'T QUEUEIN UP.
so I DIN CUT HER QUEUE.
but she cut mine.
DAAAMED IT.
i m see her old hag horr...then i let her go first.
she stil everynow n then stare at me.
HAGHAGHAGHAGHAG
she buy tings horr...
"eh! i dun one muo gu!
wo jin tian bu ke yi chi..."
superstition included???
i dunnoe.
then she at first say dabao.
then when the vendor give her dabao one...
she say she is chi de.
WATTHEHECK.
then i took my spoon...
n i rubbed it very hard on my thumb...
i wanted to lyk um... injure myself?
cos whenever i'm angry wif smeone for their acts i do it.
there was a very thick mark on my thumb.
i din stop.
i kept showin my injured thumb to the hag.
HAHAHAS
n not to tell u tat.
i waited for almost 15min jus for a plate of SIMPLE WANTON
dammed it.
u understand how i feel?
then i ask the vendor for receipt.
got lucky draw mah!
so the lady gave me the hag's receipt.
hu ask the hag nv ask her for receipt.
HAGHAGHAGHAGHAGHAGHAGHAGHAGHAG
then the lady forgot hu i was.she go ask me.eh! lucky draw get wat ah?
i nv ans.i wanna tell her: hey hag. ur receipt's wif me. NANANANANANANANANANANAHHHH~~hahahahahaskk. i'm longwinded.NOW IT'S THE REAL BONUS.i dreamt of guo congmin n the song zhenchang frm the taiwan show ai...they were quarrellin...n congmin said: hah! wo cai bu xi han ni men song jia cai chan! wo yi jing shi dong shi zhang le. wo cai guan bu zhao!
zhencahng had a heart attack.THE END!lol. not much of a dream lah...I WISH TO DREAM OF LOTUS LANTERN TODAY.WISH VERY VERY VERY MUCH.
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